Seriously, close the tab, you. You know... You might be the Savior of Battleon, beloved of Warriors, Mages, Rogues, Healers, and more. You might even be the greatest Hero of all time.
But you don't obey very well. I'd even call you quite capra-cious. Go on, git. I'm not kidding around. Go farm something. Reap what you've sown.
You want news of what's happening today? Bad luck for you. You get nothing. Good SLAY, sir.